Savvy?

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest

Davy Jones is no match
for the fearsome might of the
Ghost Pirate LeChuck

It’s a fun movie, to be sure - and as I always say, everything is better with the careful addition of pirates to the narrative. Granted, this is an overblown Jerry Bruckheimer production, but that just means you have to switch the brain a little more off than usual. But even a fully disengaged brain can’t help but watch this and realize it’s watching the Monkey Island movie. The only things missing were a used boat salesman and perhaps a little more insult swordfighting:

Norrington: You fight like a dairy farmer!
Jack: How appropriate, you fight like a… *spaces out for a bit* … tip of my tongue …
Will (offscreen): A cow.
Jack: *eyes flash wide momentarily* Right! A cow. Knew it would come to me.

I should write screenplays for money.

Comments (15) to “Savvy?”

  1. I saw Pirates last night. I have a question. Is there an intermission at all theaters? Will says “I challenge Davey Jones!!!” Jones appears and says “I accept!”

    Suddenly, a graphic that had to be from 1974 pops up and says “Intermission” The screen is then blank but with film scratch marks and splotches for the next few minutes, then the movie just suddenly starts again. I mean, the movie was long, but it wasn’t THAT long.

  2. Hi, I’m doing research on blogs and bloggers in the Tampa Bay area. Would you please e-mail me? I put my personal address in the “Mail (will not be published)” blank on the comment form. Thank you!

  3. Holly sounds hot. And I bet she stares at your ass all night.

    But who wouldn’t?

  4. Erky’s comment reminds me of Quentin Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez’s next movie: Grind House. Mmmm, retro.

  5. Eric better fear for his safety!! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,155075,00.html

  6. Wow that was last year! Where did you find that? FYI that school is about a 9 iron from my current home.

  7. Hey Brett. Did you start a new blog and just not tell anybody? (I keed, I keed).

  8. I heard a nasty rum0r that AO has lost his muse. Maybe he should watch Dogma again.

  9. Muse schmuse. STFU and GBTB.
    Tho, if I lost Salma Hayek, I’d probably drop everything and get on her trail.

    (that’s Get Back To Blogging…)

  10. um hi. just recently got the net back and went through your website and wondered…… why on earth you haven’t updated since July……. and oh btw, you should call me. /nod

    /hugs

    becca

  11. Welcome to our ranks. Bathroom is down the hall on the left.

  12. Brett, this is in addledbrain.com’s future:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpraJYnbVtE

  13. Sometimes I wonder, why are we here?

  14. You and me both.

  15. Light the Night walk is this Saturday in downtown Tampa!

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