Totally Excellent Uncle

In case MCG was concerned about the future care and rearing of his daughter when she is in my sphere of influence, let me assuage those concerns here and now. I can think of no better example of how I might make sure she was making the right decisions in her life than this. Supportive and protective - that’s me in a nutshell.

Comments (5) to “Totally Excellent Uncle”

  1. I intend, when my own daughter begins to date, to ensure that when a new boy comes over that I have an ample supply of rifles and other firearms on display in the living room. And I’ll make sure to be cleaning one of them whilst talking with the lad.

  2. Very nice, although I was a bit scared when I saw the link for Penny Arcade

  3. The gun cleaning thing isn’t effective anymore. Too many fathers have used it to the point where it’s expected. No. You have to convince them that you are CRAZY. There are multiple ways to do this. I am guessing the best would be to always answer the phone with “If you want me, come and get me coppers!!!!!!!!”

    That way you won’t have to deal with the uncomfortable situation of ever having to actually meet him.

  4. No no.. nowadays you have to threaten to trash his MySpace account with lewd pictures showing just how lame he really is!!

  5. Totally Worthless Website

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