Now that I have that out of my system

Silence on the web is usually equated with the death of websites. Long time readers of this site, however, know that this is not always the case - silence is either a sign of me being really busy, or really lazy. This time, laziness is definitely not a factor. For those curious about the silence, here’s what I’ve got going on these days:

  • A new website
  • A redesign of a currently popular website
  • Two family birthdays
  • Continued attendance at the gymnasium of my own choosing
  • Restructuring of my personal life

It’s that last one that I’ve been avoiding posting on here, and probably the biggest reason why Brain has received so little attention as of late. Suffice it to say that things are topsy-turvy here, and will be for a while until everything is settled. But I’ll do my best to stop neglecting my duties here, despite the maelstrom that is rapidly becoming my life growing bigger and bigger.

Apple sucks

Seriously. I know some of you fawn over the latest Mac and iPod announcements like a junkie looking for his meth fix - but give me a break, people. Steve Jobs could take a pile of dog crap, toss a click wheel on it, and market it as a scented iPod, and some of you would immediately start foaming at the mouth for it. The clarion call for fad tech would sound far and wide, “OMG iPod Odor 4 teh win!” C’mon. It’s a portable music player. Yes, they are quite nice, and the ability to carry around a boatload of music to listen to wherever you go, without having to carry 8 jillion CDs, has quite the allure. I, myself, have such a player. But I’ll be damned if it’s an iFad.

I picked up a Creative Zen Micro. It’s small, holds a metric ton of music (I got the 6 gig version), and cost me a lot less than any Apple product of comparable size. Works great. Came with a kickass set of earbuds that sound fantastic. The software is a breeze to use - and what’s more, I don’t even have to use it if I don’t want to. I don’t even have to convert my music to Apple’s craptastic format, locking me into their annoying proprietary system. Which means, when I get my home media center done, I can put all my music in one location, and play it on whatever I damn well please.

So, please, JobsHeads (or is that HeadJobs?), keep up your Apple worship. Those of us who enjoy choice and convenience, and are willing to actually shop for a device rather than go with the herd, will be laughing at you for a good, long time.

UPDATE: I have been corrected about a misconception I had. It still doesn’t change my mind about Apple, however.

Totally Excellent Uncle

In case MCG was concerned about the future care and rearing of his daughter when she is in my sphere of influence, let me assuage those concerns here and now. I can think of no better example of how I might make sure she was making the right decisions in her life than this. Supportive and protective - that’s me in a nutshell.

Sugar

Her name was Laura Glisson. She was my grandmother. Most grandchildren stick to standard familial names for their matriarchs; but for my brother and I, we knew her, always, as Sugar. As the figurehead of my father’s family, she had the two requisite traits of a Glisson: stubbornness and a love of southern soul food. It’s easy for me to think back to my childhood, and visits over to her house. Unchanged from my first memory until the day it was sold a few years back - a small ranch style three-bedroom home with 50’s style decor, muted green paint in the kitchen, plastic-covered furniture, a bathroom with one of those “heat lamps” that bathed the room in a deep red light (which I would turn on and pretend I was in a submarine at war), and a storage room behind the covered garage with a deep chest freezer (full of Pepperidge Farm cakes, a reliable back up when she didn’t want to bake a full cake for just a few of us) and an exercise bike.

I can still remember being fascinated with that bike. The front tire (and only tire, the back was just an inverted-T stand) had notches in it at regular intervals, which had either one, three, or five holes in it (the latter one having a rather large center hole, as compared to the other two). My early fascination with numbers can account for part of this interest - I used to ride the bike and stop briefly, letting the tire slow until stopping, and seeing which set of notches came up. I would “win” if it was a 5-notch. This could keep me entertained for hours, and explains entirely too much of my personality.

Food at her house was pretty much consistenly cooked using her cast-iron skillet. Butter and oil weren’t just ingredients at her home, they were their own food groups. Fried chicken, fried squash, and fried okra (something I can still taste to this day; a crispy, salty treat I would pile high and deep on my plate whenever it was presented - and still a favorite of mine). Hell, even her toast was fried in butter. Terrible for me, sure. But I have yet to have experience more delicious toast anywhere on this planet.

About seven years ago, Sugar moved from her home in the Tampa Heights area to a nursing home. She had begun forgetting things. Becoming confused. My father and his two brothers convinced her that it was the right thing to do. They moved her into a small assisted living apartment.

Her condition worsened. She lost her hearing. She slowly lost the ability to communicate - first her speech becoming slurred, then garbled. Then lost. She forgot who people were in her life. She often did not recognize my father. She always recognized me, however…but I suspect she was looking at me and seeing dad.

Sugar passed away over the weekend. Her funeral was yesterday. It was the first funeral I’ve ever attended - although I’ve lost other family members (Sugar was the last of of my natural grandparents), I was too young to attend. Before the service, I looked her over one last time. She was at peace - but with that same stern “don’t tell me what to do” look on her face, as if she were ready to let everyone know she’d go in the ground when she was damn good and ready. Oh, and that I was looking fat. (This was a common greeting for me in her later years. A hello, a hug and a kiss, and a general statement about my unacceptable weight. Love you too, Sugar.)

When she was moved from from the assisted living facility into a full-time care facility, nearly a year ago, we packed up her furniture. Among other items, I received her cast-iron skillet. I still haven’t used it yet. Part of me is afraid that I am unworthy of it - that I could never acheive the same culinary heights that I can recall from my childhood using it. A pretender to the throne. And part of me knows that by using it, I will be accepting that, at some point not terribly long ago, I lost Sugar as she slowly lost her ability to communicate; and ultimately, her mind.