My Addled Brain

A federal judge in Pennsylvania has issued a ruling banning intelligent design from science classrooms. This verdict is a result of the now infamous Dover Area School Board (of Dover, Pennsylvania), who required students about to study evolution hear a statement referring to evolution as “not a fact” and has inexplicable “gaps”. As of press time, there was no word from right-wing (alleged) Christian and self-appointed mouthpiece for God, Pat Robertson, what Pennsylvania’s ultimate fate might be. Suspected options might be plagues of locusts or a hail of frogs - but it is more likely that the entire state shall be smote from the Earth in an awesome display of the almighty’s power.

Some of you might remember Our Savior Pat’s comments when the entire Dover school board was voted out a couple of months ago: “I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God. You just rejected him from your city”.

And Pat should know, he’s better than you.