My Addled Brain

TNT had 5 hours of Law and Order on last night. FIVE. And guess who watched most of them. No, really, guess. I feel like I have Briscoe hangover following that - oh, did I mention that I hadn’t seen any of those episodes, and since they were all new to me so I HAD to watch them entirely? I fear for the welfare of any children I may have should the L&O juggernaut not be stopped. Juggernaut, you ask? Well, in addition to multiple hours of L&O, they will also be doing SVU every night at 11 starting next week, AFTER their weekend SVU marathon. I’m telling you people, it won’t be long until there’s a Law and Order channel on TV, only they’ll have to carry Homicide: Life on the Streets as well, in order to show the two or three crossover episodes they made in their entirety. Once that happens, I will never be seen again.

One of us is getting phonecalls for job interviews left and right - and it ain’t me. One today, one tomorrow, and one Thursday so far - but I’m willing to bet she’s nearly locked up by that point. While good for her, it frustrates me somewhat. Sure, I’m employed, but I’ll be the first to tell you it’s not my ideal job, and I would be loving life if I got calls daily offering me work. Damnable tech industry, why do you torture me so?!?!

Ooooooh, a movie review. Matchstick Men.

It’s not obsessive
compulsive disorder. Just
a yeast infection.

I think there’s too many syllables in that. Oh well, the Haiku Police can come arrest me.