You want an update? YOU CAN’T HANDLE an update!

So, welcome me to my new job - just like the old job, only with a lot less extra cash. I had to make a decision here sooner or later, as I enjoy twisting in the wind as much as I enjoy beating my skull in with a lead pipe, so I signed on with the people who have been throwing me a bone this last month or so. I’m still going to pursue outside interests that won’t interfere with what I’m doing now, so I’m still working on that “project”, which will be announced sometime before I’m forty. Or maybe after that, but definitely one of the two. In the meantime, I get to run jobs, fix PC’s, mind the office network, answer phones, do data entry, wash the dog, feed the kids, and whatever devious other things my new masters make me do.

In one week, I will be leaving the fair, sunny state of Florida - or is that the nasty, rainy state of Florida? - for scenic northern Idaho, where I shall deliver Admirer_01 (who really should be getting a better name around here one of these days) from evil. Or rather, pacific time. That’s right, I’m shackin’ up. I know my legions of 18-32 year old female fans are absolutely heartbroken over this development, but a man has to follow his heart. I would say something to the effect that you may notice a slowdown between posts until the move is complete (it’s a LONG drive from Idaho to here), but with my current rate of updates, it’s may actually seem like I’m picking up my sloth-like pace.

Oh yeah, the PC is back up and running. Only took a new motherboard and video card to get the job done…oh, and my processor works…but only when I underclock it. That along with a rather large car repair bill, and the meager amount of money I had managed to sock away has quickly poofed. I would do something retarded like toss up a Paypal donation thingy as a way to beg for extra fundage, but that’s insulting to both of us. Besides, Paypal takes a cut, and I prefer hard, untraceable cash.

Oh, and that new picture with HRC and her arms in the air? The rulest.

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