Craptacular
Get me out of this apartment for 40 hours a week. Toss me some money for my time. I’m productive, and I know my stuff. I work hard for the time I put in.
Why can’t I just send a resume like that? It would certainly make my life easier. Instead, I have to come up with “Objectives” - my objective is to keep a roof over my head and food in my pantry, just like every other human being since they stopped slouching and started hitting things with rocks. Instead, I have to come up with ways to prove I’m worth someone else’s time. You think they had resumes in Rome?
Gentrius Maximvs
MCXXIV Bronze Olive Way
Rome, Roman Empire
Objective: I seek employment as an armorer for his greatness Emperor Nero, to prodvce the finest defenses for our grand Roman army, so our empire may contive to crvsh it’s enemies.
So I continues to fire out resumes to any job that even remotely resembles something I might be qualified for. It’s belittling, it’s annoying, and it’s a tad bit frightening to know I may be completely and utterly out of luck.
And you people wonder why I haven’t been updating. If I did, you’d just get more of that.
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