My Addled Brain

This update brought to you by the Brat, who reminds you that she is now Mono free, and available for your next social gathering.

It was bound to happen. Hot or Not and it’s ilk have spawned a most horrifying progeny. Ladies and gentlemen, would you please Rate My Mullet?

Still semi-jobless. I say semi, because I have a more or less sure thing waiting for me if all else fails…I just don’t really WANT to do that sure thing for a living. So I’m still weighing my options, and have until the end of the month before I’m out on the streets for good. I’ve got enough to last me for a short while…but if I don’t have to burn that, I’ll be pretty happy. And then, there’s that sick, sad part of me that thinks about going back to school. That part should be beaten soundly.

Finally, some words of wisdom.

My dad once told me: “Ya see son, a good woman is like a deep fried chimpanzee.”

Dad rarely bothered to explain his metaphors to me.