Of primates and projects

The 500 pound gorrila that has been sitting in my office has finally wandered off to sit at someone else’s desk, and the project from hell is now in final testing. You have no idea how relieved this makes me. I’ve been dealing with vague requirements, inconsistent goals, shifting opinions, and inane questions for almost two months now. Now, I can finally get past that and move to the next project, which is full of vague requirements, inconsistent goals, shifting opinions, and inane questions, I’m sure. Oh well, gorillas are cute, in a life-threatening sort of way.

Saw the youngster on Wednesday, and got to feed her. Lucky me, I didn’t get spit up on, or have to change a diaper. This time. Next time, I have a feeling I won’t be so lucky. She’s still beautiful, though. I grilled some burgers and hot dogs, the Madre made everything else, and we had a dinner that, for the first time in forever, reminded me of the meals I used to eat when I was a kid - except now I eat them with grilled onions and red peppers.

Random link time! Sure, you’re fashion hound, but are those clothes cool with God? UFO? Pet? We may never know. MCG! I found your next pet! Does this make Sadaam Megatron, or Starscream? Cricket can be enjoyed by everyone. See kids? War can be fun! Komo-dun, you’re my hero! Only one man can stop the Jacksons from hurling babies to their doom: Hitler! And finally: Grown-up male hamsters have very very big balls.

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