My Addled Brain

I’m slowly working on the wedding site. Work has me fairly buried, and I’m not finding a whole lot of energy to write. Like this is news to you people. Honestly, I’m not finding a whole lot of energy to do anything this week. Something must be done. Time to take up heroin. In any case, I hope to have at least finished the first chapter by Friday, but we’ll see how it goes.

A big Addled Brain congratulations to MKAW, who had celebrated her birthday over the weekend at that bastion of healthy eating, Lee Roy Selmon’s, along with myself and some friends. God but I love that place. Why? Four words: bacon and cheese grits. Lord have mercy. Now hurry up and have that kid already.

Rejoice, poetry lovers: it’s the return of Movie Review Haikus, with a double header for you. First: Old School:

Will Ferrell is my
hero. Tranquilizer guns.
“We’re going streaking!”

And a special DVD review: Super Troopers

A syrup chugging,
fast food cashier beating
comedy riot.