My Addled Brain

So, the Democratic party has about 18 million candidates running for president. Good thing the election is a year and a half away - we have enough time to weed some of them out simply through natural selection. Maybe for the next election, they can start running as soon as Bush is sworn in again. There’s nothing I like more than a good electoral campaign, except perhaps the unmitigated joy of watching the entirety of a Ken Burns documentary in one sitting, or maybe chewing gravel while jumping in a swimming pool filled with broken glass, razor blades, and sharks. Somebody save me from the democratic process, please.

MKAW is fit to burst. Theoretically, she’s about a month off from unleashing Emily onto an unsuspecting world - the reality is, she looks ready to blow at any second. This is not to slight you, MKAW, but to paraphrase Will Smith: “Damn girl, you getting big!” Glad to see the Glisson genes kicking in on this one - both my brother and I came out big enough for us to dwarf the other kids in the nursery. And I may have to come up with a new nickname for her…