My Addled Brain

More fun with redesign - this time to the calendar. Should work out fine, until I decide to scrap it in a month with a completely different look. Someday, we’ll all get it right.

From the people that brought you Viking Kittens: We like tha moon!

Because it needs to be said: I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!! I hope you’re satisifed.

* Hahahaha! You got that right, bunky! Brat soooooooo nailed you with that one! *

Well, well, well, look who’s crawled out of his electrical outlet. What’s your beef with me?

* Me? Nothing in particular - just because I have decided to spare your miserable life does not mean I don’t enjoy mocking your existence. And enough with the electrical outlet stuff. I’ve been off the juice for two weeks now - I’m clean. *

Uh huh.

* No, really! I’ve joined Electroholics Anonymous and everything - I’m on the wagon. *

Ok then. Explain that extension cord you’re holding.

* What, this? I’m…um…just plugging in the spare TV in the bedroom. *

Look Robby, cut the crap. Last time you plugged in, you went on a bender that landed you in Charter for over a month. You remember what you did to that PetCo? No? Well, the next time you get lit and decide to do some “gene-splicing”, don’t expect me to bail you out! I can’t afford that nonsense again. Now give me that!

* -sniff- I’m sorry…I can’t help myself! I’m…I’m gonna go call my sponsor. He’s an ATM that’s been in EA for four years now. *

You do that.