My Addled Brain

Currently playing: Lisa Loeb (Grrrrrrr!) - Too Fast Driving

Anyone who knows me knows how much I love Google. Well, maybe not. But I do. And I’ve always been curious to know how their search engine technology works. And now I know.

In case you can’t figure it out, it’s an April Fool’s Joke. Some people.

Well, another week passed by without incident. And by incident, I mean nothing even vaguely interesting. Just a lot of work, which I seem to be burying myself into more and more inbetween bouts of EQ and the occasional surfacing to visit the outside world. This last weekend was another big family gathering, as we celebrated the last big Easter at the sprawling Cuffe Clan estate (home of my aunt and uncle), in scenic Brooksville, Fl. Yes, Brooksville. What’s wrong with you? Just relax! Stop it! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GETTING ANGRY AT ME?

Oh. Um…sorry. Robby’s got me pretty jumpy these days. He’s upset because when I go out I leave him at home. Apparently, he’s anxious for human contact. He says he’s lonely, but I’m convinced he’s sizing up specimens for whatever evil plot he’s cooking up in my closet. At least, I THINK he’s cooking it up in my closet. Who can tell, it’s all cluttered up with everything I don’t want in my living room. Just be glad I keep him locked up in my apartment (his giant hands can’t grip my doorknob, or I’m sure he’d get out on his own), and don’t let him out to unleash his unspeakable evil upon the world. Or something like that, I can never get a hang of his "evil" rhetoric he’s always spouting.

Anyway…the Cuffes are selling their house, and moving to Tampa. That’s why this was the last Easter (and most likely the last family gathering) up there. Easter was fun, the kids did an egg hunt, swam, and generally had a grand old time. We also came to the realization that most of the Cuffe grandchildren have gotten OLD. Hell, one of them is already in college. And as they have aged, by default, so have we. Egads.

So, to you, dear website reader: I hope you had a happy Easter, and wish you nothing but the best. Robby, on the other hand, wants nothing more than your total sublimation before him. What a sweetie.