My Addled Brain

Currently playing:The sound of silence. Literally. I’m in the office today.

So, I’m back again. I apologize for Robby’s nonsensical ranting, and even I have no clue as to what he’s up to. All I know is I haven’t been able to get into my closet for the past three weeks, and since that’s where all my porn is, I’m a bit frustrated. (Just kidding, folks. I keep my porn the same place everyone else does, on my computer.)

Work is heating up; next week, we move our system to a new managed host. With guaranteed 98% uptime, a shared OC24 connection, and a faster dual processor system, I’m happier than an alligator in a preschool playground. Well, almost.

Wow, I’m in it for the shock value today, aren’t I? I’ll try to maintain my composure from here on out.

So, I was feasting on the entrails of my victims last week…no, wait, stop that. Entirely too silly. Try again.

It’s been fairly miserable here in the un-sunshine state today. A heavy gray sky and constant drizzle cause one to suffer from flashbacks of fall. It’s cold humidity clinging to a person like a frightened toddler, who’s only concern is that big boogieman sun showing up and separating it from it’s mommies and daddies who venture outside. I’m not terribly fond of days like this, to be honest. Give me bright, sunny skies, a torrential downpour, or a mild, breezy afternoon, but please, spare me these days, listless days that seem to give the world no purpose.

Wow, that’s almost poetic. I’m pretty fond of that.

Finally, in major cool guy news: Major Cool Guy purchased a new vehicle last week. Well, it’s a ‘99 model, but it’s new to him, anyway. A huge improvement over his previous mode of transportation. This is also good news for me, since that means I am no longer the official driver whenever one of us visits the other and we decide to go somewhere. This is definitely a welcome change, since it was getting to the point where I felt I should show up in a chauffeur’s uniform whenever I went to his house.