My Addled Brain

Currently playing: Veruca Salt - Resolver

Well, Robby is pretty upset today. He learned that Electrolux does not plan to offer the Screenfridge in the US, and he can’t afford to pay his long distance bill anymore, so he’s had to cut the relationship off. Since he’s in such a funk, he’s rewriting his rant as we speak, so you can expect it Real Soon™. I know you’re all eagerly anticipating it.

The car’s in the shop today. Just got off the phone with the shop, and between the water pump and some gas mixture valve, I’m dropping about 500 bucks today. I’m glad I’ve already got a fridge full of food, because it looks like I’ll be living off of it for quite a while. Ah well, such is me.

The Padre bought a house a couple of weeks ago. Pretty decent neighborhood, not too far where I grew up with Madre. Haven’t seen the house yet, but then again, they haven’t moved in yet, so I really doesn’t matter that much. I’m pretty excited for them, especially since this means they won’t kill themselves driving the Brat to school on the other side of town and dance in St.Pete every day, not to mention shorter drives to work. And less time in the car with the Brat is always good. This means a longer drive for me to visit them, but what the hell, everybody else is moving further away from me, why not them?

Speaking of family, I meant to post this last time:

Subject: Website Feedback

Okay well after all the time of being online, I have finally got around to visiting your website. After reviewing it’s content I find that there are few mentions of your truly Kick-Ass brother, and his kiss assness. In fact, all I have seen is a little blurb about how great you are for giving me your "P3 700, motherboard, and 384 MB of SDRAM" minus the motherboard, and how inconvinient it is to install. Well being the computer brain in the family was your choice there pal not mine. You also seem to abuse the quotation marks on some articles. Since you seem to like quote so much here is one for you "Like Robby, who’s faithfully sweeping the patio as we speak. I’ll be giving him a lube job later on tonight"…………YUCKY!!!!!!! I am not going to go there with the whole man-on-man lovin, but a robot? Especially an old one. I think you could do alot better, I mean vacuum tube technology is a thing of the past bro. I only say this because I care. Hey how about that Johnny Five? That is one hot piece of robot ace!! One last observation-you have a retro page with no tikis, dude that reeks. Now I must leave you……..War midgets with no arms (or hands), and Knib High football rules!

Peace in the Middle East!

Kent, your online neglected brother, and major cool guy

I’m sorry I’ve neglected you, Kent, as you are a major cool guy. Of course, that whole Johnny Five reference not only dates you, it shows a general lack of taste. I mean, Robby won’t have anything to do with that Tinkertoy reject.