My Addled Brain

Currently playing: Debussy - Claire De Lune

Ever have one of those days where nothing goes quite right? Sure you have! But we’re not talking about you here, now are we? All I ever hear from you is "me me me me"? Do I get a word in edgewise? Nooooooooooo. I just have to sit here and feign interest until you pass out from lack of oxygen because you forgot to breathe in the last five minutes, you run your yap so much.

* Get to the point already! Just because you saved me from a hell of cigars, rum, and Cuban women, doesn’t mean I have to hear you whine like some school brat! (Wait a minute…) *

Fair enough, Robby. Now, shut up and finish that ironing.

Where was I? Oh, yeah, my crappy day. Well, suffice it to say that I already feel like I’ve done my fair share of driving for the week. Yes, it’s only Monday. That doesn’t matter. I’m tired of being behind the wheel, and I need to take my car in to the shop anyway. My Service Engine Soon light has been on for over a month now, and even though they couldn’t find anything wrong the last time they looked, I’m quite the nervous nancy anyway. So that will get checked the next time I have some free cash, which would put it squarely around the arrival of this year’s tax refund, an amount I believe to come in this year at a whopping $4.36. That’s an estimate, mind you.