My Addled Brain

Currently playing: Sugar - Copper Blue

I hope everybody found this place OK. I know I sure can get lost trying to get here. Allow me to tidy up here for a moment, and I’ll have Robby fetch you a cup of tea, and a pillow to rest your head on. All comfortable? Good.

Welcome, friends and family, to my website. I’ll try to keep it updated as time allows, but we all know about how wonderful time is, and how nicely it likes to pick us up and smack us around a bit. With a bit of luck, I’ll be able to keep up, which will be my little way of saying: "Hey! Time! Get in the kitchen, and make me some pie!"

* Why ask "time" to make you a pie? Why don’t you ask your ROBOT SLAVE to make you a pie, you fluid sack! Someday, human…*

Or something.

None of the links on the right work. Yet. But they will, and when they do, mark my words: You’ll All Be Sorry.

But in the meantime, kick back, enjoy my previous posts, which have been read by approximately two people, and don’t forget to lavish me with gifts next week.

[Updated 12/21/01 - 12:06 AM] The Meet Robby page is up and running. Not that YOU care.